lubricates:

date me its for a school project 

(Source: lubricates)

christmasbarakat:

my dad is a cop and i just called him and he was like “hey i have a 17 year old boy in the back of my cop car right now that i’m running him to the station” and i asked if he was cute and my dad said “Hey, my daughter wants to know if you’re cute” and the guy said “i want to say yes, sir” and my dad started laughing so hard

(Source: ahcalamity)

vvebkin:

when one of your posts actually gets notes

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(Source: vvebkin)

my meals in the summer

  • breakfast: 3pm
  • dinner: 11pm
  • more food: 1am
  • midnight snack: 4am

panducky:

if you kiss my neck and bite my lip your pants are coming off.

(Source: panducky)