coffeepeople:

if you are attracted to me you are required by law to tell me. 

sunsgodown:

true friends don’t judge each other

they judge other people

together

(Source: stateofgraces)

bigrnac:

on today’s episode of “what’s wrong in my life” my blanket does not cover my feet

(Source: ouijasquiji)

mutualfollow:

not now son, daddy’s trying to take a selfie

(Source: yungaquarius)

twatswag:

i have to be funny because being hot is not an option

-teesa-:

9.2.14

alvxandra:

image

i’ve never seen something so accurate

humor-us:

it could be raining men and id still be single

shisnojon:

amortizing:

2014 is half over and

  • -i lost no weight
  • -didn’t learn anything
  • -haven’t made an effort to save money
  • -still ugly

damn that sucks I’m healthier than ever, learned a shit ton, and I’m also beautiful and cool